What the actual fuck
These people exist.
What the fuck
just… just fuck off america
did this happen in dc wtf
theyre ugly reddit using fedora wearing freaks with a cause that will go nowhere tbh
modern les miserables au where ‘drink with me’ becomes ‘shots shots shots’
was that a fucking pun
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions
i would really like to see this whole list please
heres the most of it then
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
I don’t know what’s better. Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
DYING. FUCKING DYING.
……Wait for it…….
Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..
Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????
Legend, wait for it…