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13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |311,072 notes

thesonicscrew:

buttinspectorkirby:

beleggs:

buttinspectorkirby

GOODNESS

I HAVE NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED THIS FRIENDSHIP BUT I AM ALL FOR IT

JUST CHILLING

NERDING OUT ABOUT THUNDERSTORMS

13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |106,577 notes

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |17,541 notes

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |89,987 notes

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |430,226 notes
plays

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

13 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 |21,388 notes
grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

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this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

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this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

15 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |648,683 notes

marinashutup:

marinashutup:

i don’t get why arguments against wearing tight/revealing clothing are that “it leaves nothing to the imagination”

bro who cares about the way you imagine my body, this is what it factually looks like so fuck off

like you’re literally saying that your interpretation of my body is more important than, like, my actual body

15 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |474 notes
cannedcowboy:

happyhermitcare:

HOW TO NOT KILL YOUR HERMIT CRAB
1. The habitat- The entire Kritter Keeper is a horrible habitat. It does not hold the needed 80% humidity (which is needed by the hermit crab to breathe through its modified gills) and 80 F temperature. Gauges are needed to monitor these conditions and need to be digital for accuracy. Plus, that space is WAY too small. A 10 gallon tank AT LEAST is needed. A crab kept like this will slowly suffocate.
2. Substrate-  A minimum of 6 inches of moist, sandcastle-consistency substrate is needed for the hermit crab to dig down to molt. Gravel, colored sand, calci sand, etc are NOT suitable substrate. Unbleached playground sand, ecocearth, or a mixture of both is what is needed. A 5:1 ratios of playground sand to eco earth is best.  When a crab digs down NEVER dig him up. If a crab cannot properly molt, it will result in death.
3. Water- Where is the water? A hermit crabs needs declorinated  fresh and saltwater pools (prime and API are good declorinators). They do not ‘drink from a sponge’. Sponges should be thrown away as they harbor bacteria. Salt water needs to be made from marine grade salt such as Instant Ocean.
4. Food- Commercial food pellets are filled with chemicals that are unsafe for crabs. Hermit crabs can eat whole, pesticide-free foods. Unseasoned meats, fresh fruits and veggies, unseasoned cooked eggs, cuttlebone, etc are all examples of foods a hermit crab needs. Plus they like variety- not the same thing everyday.
5.Shells- Painted shells are TOXIC.The paint can chip off and the crab may eat it which can result in fatality. At least 3 natural shells per crab should be offered. Also, knowing which type of shells the species of crab you have helps.
6. Pesticides- NEVER spray any kind of bug spray, air freshener, or chemicals  of any kind near your crabs. If it harms bugs it will also harm your crabs. 
7.Friends- Don’t buy just one. Hermit crabs are social creatures. Keeping them in solitude can stress them out. 

Reblog for awesome.

cannedcowboy:

happyhermitcare:

HOW TO NOT KILL YOUR HERMIT CRAB

1. The habitat- The entire Kritter Keeper is a horrible habitat. It does not hold the needed 80% humidity (which is needed by the hermit crab to breathe through its modified gills) and 80 F temperature. Gauges are needed to monitor these conditions and need to be digital for accuracy. Plus, that space is WAY too small. A 10 gallon tank AT LEAST is needed. A crab kept like this will slowly suffocate.

2. Substrate-  A minimum of 6 inches of moist, sandcastle-consistency substrate is needed for the hermit crab to dig down to molt. Gravel, colored sand, calci sand, etc are NOT suitable substrate. Unbleached playground sand, ecocearth, or a mixture of both is what is needed. A 5:1 ratios of playground sand to eco earth is best.  When a crab digs down NEVER dig him up. If a crab cannot properly molt, it will result in death.

3. Water- Where is the water? A hermit crabs needs declorinated  fresh and saltwater pools (prime and API are good declorinators). They do not ‘drink from a sponge’. Sponges should be thrown away as they harbor bacteria. Salt water needs to be made from marine grade salt such as Instant Ocean.

4. Food- Commercial food pellets are filled with chemicals that are unsafe for crabs. Hermit crabs can eat whole, pesticide-free foods. Unseasoned meats, fresh fruits and veggies, unseasoned cooked eggs, cuttlebone, etc are all examples of foods a hermit crab needs. Plus they like variety- not the same thing everyday.

5.Shells- Painted shells are TOXIC.The paint can chip off and the crab may eat it which can result in fatality. At least 3 natural shells per crab should be offered. Also, knowing which type of shells the species of crab you have helps.

6. Pesticides- NEVER spray any kind of bug spray, air freshener, or chemicals  of any kind near your crabs. If it harms bugs it will also harm your crabs. 

7.Friends- Don’t buy just one. Hermit crabs are social creatures. Keeping them in solitude can stress them out. 

Reblog for awesome.

15 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |1,736 notes
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