the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs
Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.
it finally feels like 2014
Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
Now you can type up your paper last minute and your teachers will never know!
… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?
somewhere captain hook is shitting himself
IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP
"When I was 19, my girlfriend and I were going to study in Paris. Our boyfriends came to the docks to see us off. Right as we were getting on the ship, my friend’s boyfriend said to her: ‘If you go, I won’t wait for you.’ So she turned around and decided to stay. My fiance saw this and told me: ‘I won’t wait for you either.’
I said: ‘Don’t!’”
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?
Two years ago I would have said “some of these people are obviously joking” - but that naive outlook on life has long since been trampled to death by exposure to people on tumblr. lmao.
Using a Lil Wayne related hashtag to fight sexism. #Remarkable.