Photo reblogged from Nosense Powa with 444,328 notes
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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These kids got to see their dad again. What a beautiful moment.
Ellen, you are a saint. God bless you.
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Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
Source: makkine
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i’m laughing so hard jfc i’m 12
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If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
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Post reblogged from Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. with 24,731 notes
boys stand up to pee
girls sit down to pee
boys sit down to poop
girls stand up to poop
how backwards is that??
I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop
yo whatever
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Photo reblogged from Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. with 64,745 notes
I know you wanted this on your dash.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
if you listen you can hear it when it lands
look how happy it is tho
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