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digimemory:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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29 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 |9,049 notes

theamazingspiderboy:

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

30 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 |148,777 notes
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ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

37 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 |568,423 notes

demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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38 minutes ago on July 30th, 2014 |11,241 notes

I registered for school today and my school ID is probably going to be the first disappointment of the year.

On the bright side, my friend split dinner with me and it was on him :)

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 |0 notes

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |591,567 notes
smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp

smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |16,086 notes
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yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |130,002 notes