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pussylipgloss:

lotuslopez:

kinglnthenorth:

thealoofnightowl:

feministcatlady:

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

These people exist.

What the fuck

just… just fuck off america

did this happen in dc wtf

theyre ugly reddit using fedora wearing freaks with a cause that will go nowhere tbh

4 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |121,881 notes

elder-grant:

endovelicus:

modern les miserables au where ‘drink with me’ becomes ‘shots shots shots’

was that a fucking pun

4 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |19,603 notes

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

4 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |154,774 notes

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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6 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |259,155 notes

johnegbertt:

len-noonar:

johnegbertt:

some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions

i would really like to see this whole list please

heres the most of it then

7 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |36,490 notes

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time
7 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |133,673 notes
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shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

7 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |56,348 notes
8 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |73,275 notes

bitrates:

I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

8 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |97,997 notes
bbc-lez:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

Legend, wait for it…

bbc-lez:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

Legend, wait for it…

8 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |89,673 notes