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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |86,361 notes

yungbara:

bless gloria 

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |242,861 notes

spade-of-clovers:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

Now you can type up your paper last minute and your teachers will never know!

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |132,604 notes
thumbsup4rockandroll:

thumbsup4rockandroll:

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |291,898 notes
twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |211,994 notes
fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |32,242 notes
humansofnewyork:

"When I was 19, my girlfriend and I were going to study in Paris. Our boyfriends came to the docks to see us off. Right as we were getting on the ship, my friend’s boyfriend said to her: ‘If you go, I won’t wait for you.’ So she turned around and decided to stay. My fiance saw this and told me: ‘I won’t wait for you either.’ I said: ‘Don’t!’”

humansofnewyork:

"When I was 19, my girlfriend and I were going to study in Paris. Our boyfriends came to the docks to see us off. Right as we were getting on the ship, my friend’s boyfriend said to her: ‘If you go, I won’t wait for you.’ So she turned around and decided to stay. My fiance saw this and told me: ‘I won’t wait for you either.’
I said: ‘Don’t!’”

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |112,364 notes

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |202,067 notes

furippupauplus:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

Two years ago I would have said “some of these people are obviously joking” - but that naive outlook on life has long since been trampled to death by exposure to people on tumblr. lmao.

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |61,303 notes
stupidstagram:

Using a Lil Wayne related hashtag to fight sexism. #Remarkable.

stupidstagram:

Using a Lil Wayne related hashtag to fight sexism. #Remarkable.

2 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |14,760 notes